Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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