Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Who wears a wallet chain?!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
