OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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