upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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