Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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