I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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