is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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