I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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