Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm bleeding and have questions
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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