Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
