the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I look better un-naked...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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