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My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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