We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You pole danced in your parka.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
be right there i have to get my cape
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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