It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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