I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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