Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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