question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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