Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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