Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize