You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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