We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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