It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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