My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The ass gains better be worth it
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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