He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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