I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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