It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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