How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The uberlube is also flammable
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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