There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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