I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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