I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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