Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
