Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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