also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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