where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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