this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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