No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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