i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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