p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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