Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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