i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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