You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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