I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
