you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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