You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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