Can Purell be used as lube?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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