My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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