you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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