Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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