I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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