i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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